Megan Fox: The Poem
By Alex Balk
(after Lynn Hirschberg)

Megan Fox
Has dark brown locks
Worn parted in the middle
And when she speaks
She often shocks but still remains a riddle

Though Megan Fox
Dons sultry frocks
She’s really quite demure
It bothers her
That other girls all treat her like a whore

Megan Fox
Has taken knocks
From those with whom she’s worked
And though she isn’t blameless
She can’t help but still be irked

Megan Fox
Quite clearly rocks
She’s fun and self-aware
She plays the game and knows the rules:
Boys like it when girls swear

Megan Fox
Lives in a box
Where all the men behold her
But not forever; watch the clocks:
All pretty girls grow older

—Balk